ultraviolet-techno-ecology:

The normalization of stimulant-usage as the standard method of ensuring enough energy in the day to perform labour is itself a massive sign that the economic demands placed upon humans are inhumane.

I wish more people were aware that “Needing coffee just to wake up.” is a sign that your lifestyle is killing you - and that those who demand you maintain that lifestyle through economic coercion are endangering your wellbeing for profit.

unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

wrongmovehoe:

Anyway… did y’all try the critical thinking I thought the critical thinking was lovely

wizardjpeg:

go ahead put a curse on me. see if i care. i actually love it

fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

theglowpt2:

“big dick energy” and “men get pegged” are things that can only be enjoyed for a very brief time before they reach like, mainstream twitter where straight people start using them incorrectly to be unironically horny about the most mediocre men on earth 

jeffbezosdivorcelawyer:

by far the funniest thing on this site is when people said “stupid is a slur, instead use [synonym for stupid]” and everyone thought it was super progressive

astrodickology:

Some of yall really have no empathy and yall think its funny and cute to be mean and its really ugly and disgusting and i deadass hope someone beats your ass

hippiee:

Allow yourself to be a beginner. No one starts off being excellent.

lohver:

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

silversarcasm:

all the alexa/google home shit feels like a dystopian nightmare and everytime someone mentions having one in their home i have a sudden urge to break into thier house and destroy it